hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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