just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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