I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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