Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
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worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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