I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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