turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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