Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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