guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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