She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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