i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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