So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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