Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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