shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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