how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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