did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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