so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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