Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
