I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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