I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
my liver is dry heaving
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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