Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
