My entire life is one complicated drinking game
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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