also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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