I'm really into asian looking animals
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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