So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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