I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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