and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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