I'll bet she douches with gravy.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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