Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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