Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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