is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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