I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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