I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Congratulations! We have a period
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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