i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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