just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
The best revenge is premature balding
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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