What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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