playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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