gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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