Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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