Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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