DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
