If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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