I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
