what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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