i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
accomplished twins. life is a go
So many bounce houses so little time
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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