he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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