I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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