is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
