in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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