It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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