We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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