Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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