if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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