At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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