Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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