One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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