Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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